Instruction: 1. heat the pot n put in some olive oil (as i mentioned b4, ni sj gatal). 2. saute the chopped shallots, and garlic until it turn a little brown . 3. put in the chicken pieces. now saute the chicken for 5 minutes, and put in water. 4. put in 2 chicken stock cubes 5. put in sup bunjut thingy 6. put in just a dash of pepper and soup powder. (realy, just a dash) 7. put in the cubed (large) potatoes and onions. 8. season to taste. but be gentle on the salt and sugar. (not too much seasoning, or at least not yet) 9. let it boil for 15 minutes. 10. then cook under low fire, let it simmer. 11. after around anothetr 20 minutes, take the chicken out. (ni agk2 je tau. 10 mnit pon ok gak) 12. soup is done.
pas2 nasik dye plak. its as simple as cooking rice can be.
The CHICKEN Rice
1. put in 6 cups of rice into the pot 2. wash thoroughly 3. then put in 6 cups of the chicken stock/soup weve made just now. 4. put in a few pieces of turmeric. ( kt egypt tade, so we juz use serbuk kunyit jadi la) 5. put it in the rice cooker. 6. voila! p/s: we used beras arab, so ktorg ase ratio nasi/air cmni plg sdap. so it dpend on beras korg n taste korglah.
now, the best part. the chicken. according to how my mom made nasi ayam la kn, nasi aym msti mkn ngn aym madu (honey chicken). so this is how
1. some honey (heee, thanx to kucai for wakaf ing his madu)
2.blended garlic and shallot.
3. soy sauce ( again, egypt tade kicap. so we skipped it)
4. oil for frying
Instruction 1. rmember the chickn from the soup? yup, dat one. take all of the pieces out. (its important not to overcook the chicken during the making of the soup. bajet2 la ea. coz it will hancur ((crumble)) after fryin f if its overcook during soup-making) 2. marinate the 6 chicken pieces in blended shallot and garlic (if u do have soy sauce, put in also) 3. put in juz a little bit of honey in the marinating mixture. 4. marinate for 20 minutes 5. heat the oil 6. smother the each of the chicken with loads (wahahahaha) of honey 7. fry it till its a little dark
p/s: since were using honey, wic contain sugar (sucrose kot), applying heat would make the sugar caramelise. so jgn tkot kalo aym tu nampk mcm hanguih. its supposed to look like dat.
dats y i call it Ayam Hitam
lastly, the sauce. mnde paling kacang. tp, mnde ni, cek reka2 sndri, bukn rsepi mak. so xkn ase mcm yg mak hangpa watla. heee.
dried red chili -----> blend with water (sket je)
chili sauce(kalo ade la)
1. saute the onion until it turn brown 2. insert the blended chili 3. after about 10 minutes, put in the tomato paste. (kalo ad chili sauce masuk skali) 4. season with some salt and quite a lot (heee) sugar.
bukanla dengki. cume it made me realise how trok was i.
wut made me felt even worse, he said,
''kire ok la ni tdo, bgn, mkn ari2 dapt cm2''
kuang asam. ak std r gk sket2. hua2. xtaw la plak kalo he put up the act.
pas2 adelah bberape insan ngn slambe nye memontengkn diri lantas bli koshari kt kedai fathirah,
(name kdai 2 HIGAZ)
tp, mnarik gk. nk tgk wut wud dr. Ghada say in our next pbl. hehehe.
btter watch ur back people. hua2.
eh3, lari dr tajuk plak.
td pas abeh klas, pg kt syarik galak (syarik means street)
n checkout meja.
lawak arh minah arab toh. hua3.
msuk2, br egt nk speakang arab,
''wut r u looking 4?''
wah2, maju plak kdai ni.
''im looking 4 a table. a study table''
''ok, come ere. this one 1200, this one 900''
kuang asam mnah ni. egt bpk ak cap duit agknye.
i was wearing a ocean blue EMZN shirt, jeans n DC shoes.
no blazer or coat 2day. so wth made her think i wudve afford dat.
''owh, u want something cheaper''
''yea, sure, wutever'' hak33.(ego neh)
''this one is 290(smaller), n this one is 360(bigger)''
n so i took time to think.
i know ill eventually buy it, but i dont wana give an impression dat im realy desperate,
coz then she'll never give me an EXTRA discount.
as i made a thinking-really-hard facial xpression, she said
''ok, i can give u a little discount for this one . 270''
u know wut, dats da exact same price dat kuchai got 1 month ago. hua3.
theres no way im losing to kuchai. eheh.
there must b a way.
then i started to think bout da chair. i wantd the ''pusing2'' kinda chair.
''lau mktab ma'a kursi...?''
=wut if i buy the table with a chair?
she smiled 2 her ears and laughed little
''leyh enta mush takkalim arabia abla kida!''
=y didnt u speak in arabic all diz while(lbeh kuang r)
hehehe. papelah arab oi. ne kusi?? (monolog dalaman)
=here, this one is 210
again, i made a thinking-realy-super-hard xpression diz time.
arab ni nk klentong ni. ari2 kuchai bli meja n krusi=425
hmm.. tp dy xrespon kt 'gulp' ak kali neh.
''lau mktab bas, bikam?''
= if just the table, how much?
=270 of course
''hmm, mumkin tahfit syuaia..?''
=cant u lower it a little (direct translation la)
''lak2, enta zaklan minni''
abende 2? hak3
cm pahm. tp apehal ak nk marah dy..??
'=but why? can u repeat that?
''lau ana khud rukhiz, enta zaklan minni,''she said much slowly.
so i tried to transl8 it word by word.
its still doesnt make any sense!!
''enta arif MASIF sah..?''
(she asked bout MASIF and H#$%^& earlier, but it didnt sound close enuf to make me rmmber i had a housemate named HASIF. hak3)
(n HASIF n kuchai had bought da same tble n chair b4)
((n fyi, kchai (KUSHAIRI) usually disguised his name as either ahmad@Muhammad@hamada. dats bcoz he wanna avoid the conflict when arabs heard his name. coz here, theres a local delicacy called KOSHARI, usually arabs wud either made facial xpression like it was the most ridicolous thing they have ever hear, or laugh their heart out. but sumtimes he also create any arabic names dat come across his mind at the time. so dats y in this chick's mind kuchai's name is H#$%^& ))
''lau ana tahfit, hasif zaklan min ni''
rupe2nye dy tkot si acip mara kalo acip taw ak dapt murah.
''mafish musykilah. ana musy(n i was trying to find da word for '''tell''')''
=no problem. i wudnt tell him
pas2 dy tkan2 kalkulator cm cine kt mesia wat n,
adeh. /dignosekuang asam
pas byr ak pon kua n pg kdai komptr.
nk bli headphone coz earphone da rosk. nothing intresting tho.proses mmbli dy jela.
it was only 50 genih.
n it was a WIRELESS HEADPHONE.
hahaha. da lme da brgn nk bli.
tp xsggup nk kua duet bli BLUETOOTH headphone.
diz one is cheap coz it only use the regular FM radio waves wic transmit waves
with much2 lower frequancy than that of the radio waves of a BLUETOOTH headphone.
tp wuts intresting is dat it can b used as a monitor.
if i put the ''tower like thingy'' at the hall, n i stayed in my room
wearing the ''wireless headphone thingy,
i can listen to anything any1 talk about in da hall!!!
xya ccuk ap2. on j.
the tower like thingy actely function as the transmitter. (n it have a built in mic)
so if u connectit to ur mp3 player, or ur lptop, the tower thingy converts it 2 radio waves n send it to the headphone.
but 1 more thing. even more intrestingly:
imagine if u bought 2 of these!!!
surely it can b used as a walkie talkie.
haha. im not trying to keep an addictive story so u guys keep coming back. eheh.
the thing is kuchai pon bli mnde ni.
so xdela esok nk bli, so esok nk try, so esok cte ag kt blog, so wt org trtnye2, haha.
n it did work.
(we can u know, juz use skype to call him yg bleknye xsmpi 6 mter from my room, but isnt it kool 2 b able to talk 2 ur fren, wirelessly, n free of course)
yea its kool!
but imagine if u have 8 of these.
one for each floor.
imagine the possibilties.
xya r wt msyuart jmpe kt uma syzana (uma dorg jd mgse evrytime wt msyuart)
btw kes kali ni pasl male genital tract. so depa ni da sminggu dok wt lawak lucah laki. /XD
((flashback sat. few weeks ago, kt 2nd case, it was my grup's turn to give the presentation. it was on congenital heart anomaly. so ak n atok n kak dyla n naily(gemuk) was assigned to do it. lpas discuss layout sme2 sume, i made the powerpoint (mlm 2 tdo kol 4) soknye present, my part was only da intro n definition and classification. after the whole presentation was done n we were packing our bags, suddenly my prof picked up the mic n said,
''umm, hanif juz 1 comment, next time (n i thot apelah lagi dy nak paku ak neh) make the font size of the summary bigger, n i know ur DA MAN BEHIND DA SHOW''
n she gave around of applause, n so did da whole hall.
during dat time, i thot, yea, she may b ok-er then i thot.
man, was i wrong..))
so kumpln afif pon statla presentation. sume da bbel3 glir2. 5 org kot yg present. then smpai plak turn timi present.
Apabila berlaku proses pertukaran pelajar yang menyampaikan persembahan mereka, jikalau pertukaran tersebut mengambil masa lebih dari 4 saat, secara norma nya akan berlakulah perbualan-perbualan kecil yang sekiranya gagal dikawal akan membawa kepada kebisingan yang melampau (dlm bahasa pasar utara memanggil keadaan ini sbagai HINGAQ)
people started 2 talk. yang si anan sbla ak ni mule arh.
Anan: weh2 satgi dak ni kua bkk sua n ckp ''yea, diz is da penis, diz is da testis''
oh tak dapt ku tertahan lawk bliau. ak bersusah payh mnahn diaphragm ku dr terglak.
''HANIF! YOU BETTER SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS PRESENTATION OR YOU CAN GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT OF THIS HALL!!!!'' (maaf, penulis gemar menggunakan sedikit hiperbola dlm karangannya)
sudden complete silence. all eyes were on me. i was still oblivious n in shock. wth.
pas2 ad sorg mamat dok sbla danial (sme row), bole dy nk tgelakkn ak time 2 gk.
''HEY, YOU AND YOUR WHOLE ROW CAN GET OUT IF YOU DONT WANA LISTEN TO THIS!!!!''
pergh. time 2 kalola ak JUMPER. mmg ak blah dr hall 2. smbunyi blkg pntu jd arh. mlu x malu ckp lu.
n i wondered if any1 thot
''aik, ni bkn k mmat yg prof ni suke 2''
its funny how in just 2 weeks the table can turn right around.
but as they say it, theres always a silver lining behind every grey cloud(cm2la kot lbeh kuang bunyinya)
ak yg pmalas nk wat blog, dok2 tgguh2 bzaman2 akhrnye wt gk. coz i needed a place to vent.
blog yg ak wat time zmn mude2 dlu pon lme gle ak xsntuh smpai lupe pasword. hua2.
a few hours ago mayb. tp by the time type natang neh, xd pe da.