Dr Ghada yang best 2

so i and anan  went downstairs and msuk r hall.

btw kes kali ni pasl male genital tract. so depa ni da sminggu dok wt lawak lucah laki. /XD 

 ((flashback sat. few weeks ago, kt 2nd case, it was my grup's turn to give the presentation. it was on congenital heart anomaly. so ak n atok n kak dyla n naily(gemuk) was assigned to do it. lpas discuss layout sme2 sume, i made the powerpoint (mlm 2 tdo kol 4)  soknye present, my part was only da intro n definition and classification. after the whole presentation was done n we were packing our bags, suddenly my prof picked up the mic n said, 

''umm, hanif juz 1 comment, next time (n i thot apelah lagi dy nak paku ak neh) make the font size of the summary bigger, n i know ur DA MAN BEHIND DA SHOW''

/blush

n she gave around of applause, n so did da whole hall. 

during dat time, i thot, yea, she may b ok-er then i thot.

man, was i wrong..))

so kumpln afif pon statla presentation. sume da bbel3 glir2. 5 org kot yg present. then smpai plak turn timi present. 

Apabila berlaku proses pertukaran pelajar yang menyampaikan persembahan mereka, jikalau pertukaran tersebut mengambil masa lebih dari 4 saat, secara norma nya akan berlakulah perbualan-perbualan kecil yang sekiranya gagal dikawal akan membawa kepada kebisingan yang melampau (dlm bahasa pasar utara memanggil keadaan ini sbagai HINGAQ) 

people started 2 talk. yang si anan sbla ak ni mule arh. 

Anan: weh2 satgi dak ni kua bkk sua n ckp ''yea, diz is da penis, diz is da testis''

oh tak dapt ku tertahan lawk bliau. ak bersusah payh mnahn diaphragm ku dr terglak.

TBe2!!!!!

''HANIF! YOU BETTER SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS PRESENTATION OR YOU CAN GET YOUR SORRY ASS OUT OF THIS HALL!!!!'' (maaf, penulis gemar menggunakan sedikit hiperbola dlm karangannya)

sudden complete silence. all eyes were on me. i was still oblivious n in shock. wth. 

pas2 ad sorg mamat dok sbla danial (sme row), bole dy nk tgelakkn ak time 2 gk.

''HEY, YOU AND YOUR WHOLE ROW CAN GET OUT IF YOU DONT WANA LISTEN TO THIS!!!!''

pergh. time 2 kalola ak JUMPER. mmg ak blah dr hall 2. smbunyi blkg pntu jd arh. mlu x malu ckp lu. 

n i wondered if any1 thot 

''aik, ni bkn k mmat yg prof ni suke 2''

its funny how in just 2 weeks the table can turn right around.

but as they say it, theres always a silver lining behind every grey cloud(cm2la kot lbeh kuang bunyinya)

ad hikmah.

ak yg pmalas nk wat blog, dok2 tgguh2 bzaman2 akhrnye wt gk. coz i needed a place to vent.

blog yg ak wat time zmn mude2 dlu pon lme gle ak xsntuh smpai lupe pasword. hua2.

BENGANG?

  a few hours ago mayb. tp by the time type natang neh, xd pe da.

BENCI DR GHADA? 

  not quite. im not trying 2 tell dat shes a bad teacher. or even question her credibility. no. not at   all. shes brilliant of course   (  http://www.mans.edu.eg/FacMed/english/Dept/microbiology/cv/Ghada%20Maghawry/Ghada.htm  )n shes a gud teacher. tp mayb dr sgi mendidik, xsgt la. coz theres a diffrence between      MENGAJAR n MENDIDIK. 

SO NI NK WTPE?

  a few hours ago i thot of being realy quiet in pbl. (hua2, xle byg ap jd kalo ak wt cm2. bnyi      cgkerik r jwbnye)

  tp skang, hmm.. cm x. tahla.

  tp skang da nk pkol 9 n quiz ad luse n hmpeh ap pon xcver ag so nk std